Hollyweird > Hollywood

Hollywood is one of the weirdest places on the planet....which is why I appreciate it so much. I have a deep and sincere appreciation for freaks, misfits, and weird, awkward situations in general. I just love it. That's why I love Hollywood so much. It's the weirdest, yet most entertaining place in the world, as far as I'm concerned. It's not uncommon to walk by and see a man sitting in a dumpster, just hanging out on Hollywood Blvd. Or maybe it's a crazy person yelling obscene and offensive things at you while you are walking by minding your own business. [I once had a woman, or man, to this day I'm still not sure which one it was, tell me I was (and I quote) "a blonde dirty whore who fucks every guy you meet in the backseat of you car." Come on lady/man, not in the backseat of my car. I have some class.] And that's only the beginning. This section is dedicated to the random, weird, abnormal and sometimes even inspirational things that you see in Hollywood on a daily basis. Stay weird Hollywood. I like you that way.

Stay classy Hollywood.

Way to stick it to the man and beat the carpool system. Proud of you. (P.S. I'd really like to be friends with you, whoever you are.)

Just your average Wednesday night walking in to work. Wait, what?!

Nothing like a bar full of shirtless bros on a Saturday night.

Found this hanging on the wall in the bathroom. Shouldn't it be "Valentines Concert" ???

Last time I checked food poison wasn't ever pretty...

This happened.

Watch out for these assholes. They stand on Hollywood Blvd., ask you if you want to take a picture with them, then charge you $5. Keep in mind they won't tell you about the $5 charge until AFTER you've taken the picture.

How people save their seats in bars in Hollywood. Thank God they did this, seeing as the bar was so packed.

Typical attire for a Hanson concert in Hollywood [Disclaimer: this is NOT one of my friends].

When "Psychics" are driving thier car, pull over, jump out, run over and give their card to your friend because she "was just driving by and had a feeling I am supposed to give my card to you. Call me when you're ready to talk."

Subtle.

One night my friend and I were walking to get frozen yogurt and we saw this thing on the ground. We're pretty sure it was an octopus.

I can only imagine that this is exactly what Pauly D looked like when he was 13 years old. Don't even try and argue with me on this one.

Keeping it classy, as always. I wouldn't expect anything less. Also, if you know someone who owns one, or even worse, both of these, it might be time to reconsider your friendship.

I was having a rough day and took a walk to clear my head and looked up and saw this. It couldn't have come at a better time. Sometimes Hollywood surprises me...in a good way <3

We apparently thought this guy looked like Taylor Hanson.

This has got to be the least appealing name for wine.

Yes, because writing "No toilet paper" in permanent marker is going to solve the problem.

And this is why I love West Hollywood.

I saw this painted on a wall on La Brea Ave. This image has stayed with me ever since and always puts a smile on my face.

This is not a joke. This is a legitimate store in Hollywood. And it's ridiculous.

Woke up, walked outside and saw this on the ground in front of my apartment....and immediately texted this picture to my best friend.

This is both amazing and horrifying. Or should I say whoreifying?

I found this in my own backyard.

Why 16 minutes? Oh, thank you so much for allowing me 1 extra minute before you ticket and/or tow my car. How kind of you.

Someone got rid of this bookcase on the sidewalk for anyone to take. I'm pretty sure no one wants it now that it's been gratified on. But I do like the message the tagger was trying to get across. Message received.

I see this girl everywhere. I'm convinced that it's supposed to be a sexed up version of Taylor Swift. My friend says if Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez had a baby it would like like this girl. I see where she's coming from.

One night my friend and I took Samberg for a walk and we were talking about how hard it can be living in LA at times, not being able to find a job or have enough money. I told her "As hard as it is at times and as exhausted as we get from working so hard, I truly believe it's all gonna work itself out for both of us. Even if it's down to the wire and feel like giving up and that there's nothing else we can do, something is going to happen and everything will fall into place." The second I finished my sentence we looked down and saw this on the ground. Coincidence? I think not. A sign from above? Definitely. Thanks God.

Sorry to break it to you but the last time I checked this is Los Angeles, and more specifically, Hollywood. Beautiful streets is not an accurate description. But it's a nice thought.

I met a dino-lizard. He got handsy with me.

Isn't Hollywood beautiful?

I honestly didn't know these were still around. I almost took a picture of me holding the phone to my ear, but then I thought "Eh, better not. I don't feel like getting hepatitis tonight."

Saw this when I was grocery shopping....alone. Probably one of the lowest points in my life.

See, here she is again.

Ummmm....