say what?

The screenshot is literally the greatest invention of all time. Electricity? Light Bulbs? Cars? Overrated. Having the ability to take a screenshot on my phone brings me so much joy. The following are from conversations I've had with people: Some are with my best friends or family members, and some are with random strangers I probably shouldn't have given my number to in the first place.

Touché mom.

Discussing Thanksgiving Day plans with my bestie.

It's insulting how dumb people think I am. Needless to say, I put that bitch in his place.

How my bff talks to people.

Seriously?

My best friend reflecting on all the people we met during her visit.

My step dad loves The Bachelorette, as do I. We have weekly discussions regarding the incidents that occur on each episode.

My step-dad asked me what I thought of Beyonce at the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Making Valentines Day plans.

I am such a dude sometimes.

We (still) love the 90s.

No stranger. We are not. And it's 6:30 AM. What is wrong with you? Then I deleted my Tinder account.

White people problems.

I told my friend I was going on a date with someone I met online...as a safety precaution.

True friends care about the well being of your hair, when you attempt to highlight it yourself, because you're broke.

I sent this to my brother. I may or may not have sent him a picture that looked like I was french kissing my dog earlier.

My best friend filling me in on her date from the night before. He sounds like a real keeper.

Conversation between some random French guy and my friend, which she forwarded to me, as true friends do.

From my brother.

Text from my cousin while she was at Universal Studios.

My mom bought this dress for my brother's wedding. My step dad sent me a picture of the dress.

Text from the BFF.

This was my response when my friend told me he downloaded the new Hanson album. Best friends aren't scared to put you in your place either. For the record, he's not wrong. I'm never speechless.

We can stop.

Watched the first 30 minutes of "The Human Centipede" at my friend's house, then had to walk home 4 blocks in the middle of the night. True friends check to make sure you haven't been eaten by the Centi.

My best friend has the same humor as I do. We appreciate the weird nasty people on this earth.

We actually dreamt about Miley and One Direction. We're getting to old for this.

Oh weddings.

Facts of life.

My friend went to Target...and saw this.

I posted a video of Drake Bell performing the night of my awkward encounter with him. The next morning I realized I posted it with the dumbest hash tag in the entire world.